straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
I was just going to like and then that last comment
and i knew it was bad
when i woke up in the mornings
and the only thing i looked
forward to was going
back to bed
Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.